Why God Never Received Tenure at any University 

Some fun for the savvy reader:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by
drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample .
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a

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